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Collection of the best quotes from famous people in the world.
Humor Quotes
“They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald
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F. Scott Fitzgerald
“I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room.” ― Ray Bradbury
Humor Quotes
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Ray Bradbury
“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.” ― Charles Dickens
Humor Quotes
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Charles Dickens
“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me.” ― Robert Frost
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Religion Quotes
Author:
Robert Frost
“And he gave it for his opinion, “that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before, would deserve better of mankind, and do more essential service to his country, than the whole race of politicians put together.” – Jonathan Swift
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Jonathan Swift
“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.” – Mae West
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Mae West
“I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.” – Mae West
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Life Quotes
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Mae West
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” – Mae West
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Mae West
“I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.” – Mae West
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Mae West
“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” – Mae West
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Mae West
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” – Mae West
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Life Quotes
Author:
Mae West
“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” – Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.” – Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
“Never memorize something that you can look up.” – Albert Einstein
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Science Quotes
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Albert Einstein
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein
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Philosophy Quotes
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Science Quotes
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Albert Einstein
“I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful one-hundred percent!” – Dr. Seuss
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Inspirational Quotes
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Dr. Seuss
“From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!” – Dr. Seuss
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Dr. Seuss
“Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.” – Dr. Seuss
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Dr. Seuss
“So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life’s A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you’ll move mountains.” – Dr. Seuss
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Inspirational Quotes
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Success Quotes
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Dr. Seuss
“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!” – Dr. Seuss
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Philosophy Quotes
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Dr. Seuss
“Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.” – Dr. Seuss
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Dr. Seuss
“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” – Abraham Lincoln
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Abraham Lincoln
“As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.” – Henry David Thoreau
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Time Quotes
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Wisdom Quotes
Author:
Henry David Thoreau
“I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass.” – Maya Angelou
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Life Quotes
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Maya Angelou
“When you’re drowning you don’t think, I would be incredibly pleased if someone would notice I’m drowning and come and rescue me. You just scream.” – John Lennon
Humor Quotes
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John Lennon
“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.” – Oscar Wilde
Humor Quotes
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Oscar Wilde
“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.” – Oscar Wilde
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Humor Quotes
Author:
Oscar Wilde
“I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.” – Oscar Wilde
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Oscar Wilde
“I didn’t fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
Humor Quotes
Author:
Benjamin Franklin
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin
Humor Quotes
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Benjamin Franklin
“Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: “No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
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Eleanor Roosevelt
“I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
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Author:
Franklin D. Roosevelt